April 1st joke - Davis Divan II

Apr 03, 2015

#Three-wheeler

new davis motorcar company has issued the following "press release" which actully is nothing else, but a good joke

like a three-legged phoenix rising from the ashes, the davis brand is reborn with the divan ii, combining the best attributes of the 1948 3-wheeler with modern technology, performance and efficiency – but none of the fraud.

new york (april 1, 2015) – nearly 70 years ago, a used car salesman from van nuys, california, rocked the automotive industry with a stunning new vehicle – a three wheeler with a 46 horsepower engine, an aerodynamic body and a four-across bench seat – the original davis divan promised 50mpg, a 100mph top speed and a price of only $995. today the davis divan is back, featuring a cutting-edge type ii kardashev powerplant and stunning lines penned by ben hermance. the concept car will make its debut in new york, and the prototype, which is already in production at the original van nuys facility, will debut on april 31 of this year.

“i have always had a fondness for the original davis divan, and despite its abrupt end i thought that the low rolling resistance and improved aerodynamics of a three wheeled vehicle would be perfect to suit modern needs,” said new davis motorcar company president kevin flynn. “we challenged ourselves to come up with a vehicle that pushes the boundaries of both technology and design, and we believe the divan ii will change the world – or at least change the reality of its users.”

based on the design work of ben hermance and structural engineering by freeman dyson, the davis divan ii relies heavily on composite materials – specifically fullerene carbon-70 – for its lightweight, high-strength superstructure. beyond its unique powerplant, the divan ii also features an autopilot mode that combines current technology – including automated parking, lane-departure warnings and speed-sensitive cruise control – with a revolutionary fully automated drive mode controlled by the vehicle’s onboard digital assistant developed by dr. susan calvin, phd, of us robotics.

other features of the divan ii include a two-way adjustable bench seat that can accommodate four across finished in rich corinthian leather, dual-zone climate control and a secondary cargo section aft of the passenger compartment.

would you like to know more? the 2015.5 davis divan ii is being shown in room 3263827 on level 5 of the javits center in new york, by appointment only. to see this stunning new vehicle, please contact new davis motorcar company vp of communications, arthur dent.

about davis motorcar company

according to wikipedia, davis motorcar company was founded in 1946 in a 57,000 sq. ft. former aircraft assembly building in van nuys that is now most likely a dollar discount store. founder glen gordon “gary” davis acquired the first prototype, called “the californian” from designer frank kurtis, who really shouldn’t be discussed in this release because he was a legitimate racing legend. davis began selling the divan in 1948, but neglected to pay his workers – an uncommon oversight even in that era. mr. davis was later convicted on 20 of 28 counts of theft. from these strong roots grows the tree of the new davis motorcar company. for more information, including press materials, ordering info and dealer franchise information, please visit http://bit.ly/1gjjvog